The older I get, the more I dislike humanity.
I will destroy…after I eat a sandwich.
The kitchen is so far. If I move I’ll wake up the boyfriend and the dog.
I wonder if that spinach is still good?
I really want peanut butter.
Peanut butter and spinach would be gross.
I already brushed my teeth.
I’ll just drink some water and smoke.
I looked hot today.